|Me:||I'm so tired I could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..|
|Me:||gets in bed|
|Me:||how was earth created|
|Me:||who made microwaves|
|Me:||how does the internet even work|
|Me:||feels bad about something I did 4 years ago|
|Me:||remembers 73 unfinished tasks|
|Me:||too wired to sleep.|
|Me:||*sigh* I have nothing to read!|
|Mom:||You literally just bought 5 books two days ago.|
|Me:||Yeah, but I don't know if I'm ready for that kind of emotional commitment just yet. I need a quick fling before I settle down.|
|Mom:||...you're so dumb.|
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